Saturday, May 31, 2014

New Mothers: Never Find Yourself Without a Crib Sheet

Just as Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy urges that a hitchhiker always carry his towel with him, I recommend to all new mothers that you always carry a crib sheet with you. These are all the ways I used a crib sheet yesterday on my bike ride with Nicole:

1) Draped it over her carriage/bike trailer when she fell asleep to protect her from sunburn and
2) wet the sheet to act as an evaporative cooler in conjunction with the wind since it was 75 degrees and there was little air flow in her carriage;
3) used as a nursing cover when we arrived at our destination, and it was long enough to wrap around my body and secure by tucking into my pants to prevent the wind from grabbing it--a crib sheet is my favorite nursing cover because it is the perfect size and so light and doesn't make the baby hot;
4) used as a light blanket for Nicole on our ride back when the weather cooled down; and
5) used it to wipe her face after I fed her baby food.

On top of all its uses, a crib sheet takes up very little space!

Other potential uses are a bib, a baby toga, or to tie up your baby's clothes when he has a blow-out of poop. It will even serve your needs in the face of a threat, such as if you should ever encounter a baby that is cuter than yours. Simply lay the baby in the curve of the sheet, twist the rest of the sheet like a rope, then carefully swing the sheet above your head like you are about to throw a lasso, and then release your grip once you have reached your peak velocity. The other baby should go flying and land on the pavement with sufficient force to mess up his face. I'm sure there are millions of other uses you will encounter if you always carry a crib sheet with you!


- Carly

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