The Legend of Why We Greet Others by Saying, "Good day, how is your toilet paper situation?"

Long, long ago, a sinister villain started poisoning the Corona beer across every corner of the earth.  She first began in China, but then, her work appeared in Italy, Japan, Canada, and Bulgaria.  She sent agents of death into every land and state, stealthily poisoning Corona beer, with no regard for nationality or social status.  People lost trust in friends, neighbors, and strangers, as it was soon realized that her demons had spread quietly - no one could be sure who was the enemy, or whether their beer was safe to drink.  The Corona illness began with a benign cough, but it soon transformed into an agonizing pain of the abdomen.  Toilets offered the only relief, and soon, millions of people were confined to their toilets.  A great toilet paper shortage began.  Toilet paper factories began working 24-hour shifts.  Automakers stopped making cars and began producing toilet paper.  The elderly suffered the most, as, being old and frail, they could not compete for what little toilet paper made it to the supermarket shelves.  While the agents of death lurked, poisoning beer far and wide, the good people who remained made certain to care for the disadvantaged who could not obtain toilet paper for themselves.  Toilet papering - the practice of spreading toilet paper over lawns, trees, and buildings - was how the good people spread their message of generosity and hope: toilet paper for all, toilet paper for the taking, toilet paper laid down at your feet as a symbol of love, peace, and solidarity.  "We are all in this together," it said.  "My toilet paper is your toilet paper."  The sinister villain and her dark army continued to wreak havoc across the world, but nothing could stop the good people from sharing toilet paper with those in need.  "Do you have enough toilet paper?" and "How is your toilet paper situation?" became common greetings for the sane people who remained.  Eventually, the villain and her agents had wiped out the entire beer economy, and her great shadow of death faded.  But toilet paper generosity remained, and it was polite to always inquire about one another's toilet paper situation.  To this day, the tradition endures.  And that is why we greet others by saying, "Good day, how is your toilet paper situation?"

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